humusbrick:

/Stares at Teeri for a while, then a laughter escapes his lips and he gets an idea./

Ahahah, yes, I am your master now! So be a good victim and do as you’re told, hm? /leans in closer and grabs Teeri’s hood. With his other hand he digs up a small, light red vial from his satchel and offers it to the mer./

If you drink this, you can do anything.

/stares at the bottle, looking terrified/

OH NO!

you are NOT going to kill me! I AM TOO VALUABLE I CAN… I HAVE MASTERED! YES! I have mastered the WAY OF the VOICE! You know what I can do? HMM? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! The power is useless! It only works for kids! They run away crying while the adults put hands on their ears! BUT IF I cut their hands off they can’t do that AND I WILL WIN! I believe ULFRIC did that to the high king! He didn’t SHOUT HIM APART! HE RIPPED HIM APART WITH HIS OWN HANDS WHILE SHOUTING! Everyone has been feeding us LIES! HAH! Or maybe he first ripped him apart with his sword and then shouted at his remains! Let’s go ask Ulfric that!

/pauses/

YOU ARE A FINE LAD, for a vampire! Did you know that GIRLS BLEED?

Every month, I heard! So why don’t you bottle that blood AND DRINK THAT INSTEAD OF KILLING OTHERS! You never thought of that HMM? Very clever! So much blood goes to waste but do not worry, small sissy vampire!

NOW LET ME GO I HAVE important things to do!

/gets up/